If religion is a crutch, then society is the broken foot.

“I would say exploit the stupid, because they’re expendable and loyal, but it’s …”

“I was only 20% right, while she was 80% right. Still, I was right that she was …”

“I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few ext…”

“I didn’t form my lips into the shape of a kiss. I was merely about to whistle.”