If rubber bands played basketball, I’d tell them, You have to be better down the stretch.

“There is nothing more romantic than candles and flowers, except candles that sm…”

“Love is a gift that costs nothing to give. Love is also the most valuable thing…”

“A brick and a blanket could be used to replace the words yes and no. But which …”

“If you asked me if I’d rather make love to you, or have my balls cut out with t…”