If somebody kills me, at least I won’t be accused of murder. Well, assuming all my clones have alibis.

“The word "sex" has no sex. It is androgynous and probably asexual. And even tho…”

“I admire from a distance. Too close and the flaws form a craterous landscape an…”

“I make love like a brick could be used as toilet paper. Sure, it’s rough, but I…”

“Just like trying to ice skate on two sticks of butter in the desert, my love fo…”