If somebody offered me Cyanide, my only question would be, Is it organic? Because organic is always the healthier option.

“Dancing? Not only do I have two left feet, but they’re different sizes. And I d…”

“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t ther…”

“Noise soup. I just made it. Taste it with your ears.”

“It’s been said that the most successful people are often early risers. So that’…”