If somebody tells me and my wife to get a room, I always ask, How about the kitchen?

“A blanket could be used to help frowners smile. I’m only halfway through the pr…”

“The cycle of parental disapproval begins at dawn. That’s why I have to get up f…”

“I did what I did for my clone, not for my own personal gain. It wasn’t right th…”

“I like to switch things up by keeping things the same. People never expect it.”