If somebody’s a jerk and says something nasty, be a bigger jerk and say something kind and walk away.

“If your toaster isn’t working, stick your sword in the bread slot, and see if t…”

“I want to protect innocent people from sin by locking them in cages, where the …”

“We broke up because we weren’t going anywhere. I kept telling her, Hitchhiking …”

“I like the name Lola, because it has LOL in the beginning.”