If someone invited you to a flash mob, would you wear a bra?

“My car rides smooth like I’m driving a cloud. If I park it at your house, I may…”

“If you want to see how fast I run, just give me a football helmet and notice ho…”

“I’m growing a love seat in my heart. It’s leather and covered in fur, from a mi…”

“It’s a conflict of interest, because I’m not interested.”