If sympathy was all it took to clean up shit, I'd have 50 times as much sympathy as anybody else

“Why my wife owned a shotgun, I had no idea. Or ski masks. Neither of us had eve…”

“I do feel that I’ve managed to make something I could maybe call my world…over …”

“If they invent a car that runs on stupid jokes, you could go far.”

“The book didn't come to any conclusion, and nobody wants to read a book that do…”