If that isn't typical male stupidity! If something doesn't work, kick it or swear at it!

“I didn't get fired.""You didn't punch your boss and get fired from the Tribune?…”

“-If you were a girl,Jack said to Dell, I'd marry you.-No. You'd just have sex w…”

“Mr. Tarmack,if you try to put a jockey on this horse, I'll have you up on charg…”

“Walking home's going to be...interesting half dressed." Alan mused as he droppe…”