If the status quo came carbonated in a can, I’d shake things up.

“While you weren't looking, I flicked a booger in your soup. Just my way of sayi…”

“Not only am I not my dad’s favorite child—I’m his only child.”

“I need to condense my adrenaline, carbonate it, sweeten it, and sell it as an e…”

“A blanket could be used like a cat, if it were furry and purred.
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