If Warren Buffet made chocolate, I’ll bet it’d be really rich. And corrupt.

“It may be 9:01 am, and I may have a 9-5 business, but if you are a politician, …”

“The cop wanted to know what was in the bag. I said, Another cop.”

“Is love the cereal or is love the milk? Neither. Love is the spoon.”

“If I were a box of cereal, I wouldn’t want to talk about myself any more than I…”