If we built a boat out of our love, she’d build an ark, while I’d build a canoe.

“I make art like I make love—slowly, so I get the most for my money.”

“I put a basketball hoop in the trees, to help the squirrels and give them a nic…”

“I want to pour your voice into a goldfish bowl before flushing it down the toil…”

“I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I l…”