If we make it out of this alive, I’ll kill you. So you have that to look forward to.

“A brick could be used to paint a mural of your favorite politician. It doesn’t …”

“There’s nothing nine-tenths about me as a person. I’m a 100% kind of guy, at le…”

“When I have to be in two places at once, my mind at once decides twice which on…”

“If you put the “rich” in ostrich, I’ll put in the “ost.”