If you act out of a paranoid fear of something happening, you will always make that thing happen.

“IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT MY PARENTS OWN THE WORLD'S LARGEST COLLECTION OF BLACK …”

“So afterward, while I was getting eviscerated by chemo, for some reason I decid…”

“I can't imagine us saying these things to each other out loud. But even if I ca…”

“Traffic's not too bad on Sheridan, and I'm cornering the car like it's the Indy…”