If you ask me if I know how to speak Latin, I’ll say, “No, it’s all Greek to me.

“To Do Today, 1/17/081. Sit and think2. Reach enlightenment3. Feed the cats”

“I’m romantic. I’ll try to make your bed while you’re still sleeping in it.”

“I’m thinking of moving my cloning factory to someplace less visible, like in fr…”

“A brick could be used as a substitute for my father. I hate to admit it, but I …”