If you asked me to mow your lawn, I’d say sure—just as soon as you move your lawn directly above mine.

“Two days from now I invented a time travel machine out of my neighbor’s washing…”

“I want to write a book called “Conversations.” Of course, it’s all talk at this…”

“A brick has no legs, so it probably slithers like a snake. Therefore, a brick m…”

“I can’t believe you think that I can’t believe you don’t think that.”