If you can listen to or read anything, but misspelled words offend you, raise your hadn.

“I like to keep a shotgun in my room for protection. You know, just in case my a…”

“He’s got the world’s softest knuckles. They’re like rubber the way they bounce …”

“A blanket could be used to put out a fire. Unless that fire is in your heart, a…”

“A blanket could be used to wipe away my tears. But it’d better be a blanket the…”