If you can predict the future, you can change the past.

“The pain I felt when I lost my glove was nothing compared to the pain I felt lo…”

“Not only do I not believe in not believing in God, I’m also a big supporter of …”

“My penis, when inflated, does not qualify as a flotation device, no matter how …”

“I’m not a ref, but I assigned her the penalty of clipping, and I told her to dr…”