If you can’t respect me as a banana, then I’m not sure how you can respect me as a man. Aside from not cramping up, what’s more important than respect?

“A brick could be translated into Spanish, and then used to landscape a lawn.
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“Should I go up one flight of stairs and then come back down, or should I go dow…”

“What’s the opposite of start? Would the average person think stop or finish? Th…”

“I made 100 dollars, or a Ben Franklin, today. And out of that I probably spent …”