If you could buy time, I would sell it. Yesterday would be expensive, and tomorrow would be cheap.

“I want to meddle with an Olympic medal made of silver metal. I want to alchemiz…”

“I hired a chauffeur and I became a motivational speaker, because I don’t drive—…”

“All I need is your love. And money.”

“Though I can and sometimes do use chopsticks, I much prefer using my hands to p…”