If you date a hermaphrodite, does that make you bisexual?

“I stole her perfume out of her car, and in its place I left a loud fart.”

“The smell of sex always reminds me of summer youth camps growing up.”

“A wink and a smirk walk into a bar, and the bartender asked them what they were…”

“A brick could be used to declare war on a country made of glass. I’ll bet those…”