If you drink, you risk divulging your secrets. Here, have another glass.

“I want to go to Sing Sing prison. I’ll bet they’ve got a good chorus.”

“I work in a hotel. I know what you’re probably thinking, and no, I am not a hoo…”

“A brick could be used to help you maintain a balanced diet, by keeping your hea…”

“Be honest, asshole. Are you a dick magnet?”