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“I don’t want to find the Fountain of Youth, because I’m searching for the Fount…”

“Roses may say “I love you,” but the cactus says “Fuck off.”

“Love is silence multiplied by noise and divided by two.”

“Freedom tastes like strawberries, vanilla, and blueberries. And it smells like …”