If you have one dollar and I have a hundred dollars, I could say I have a hundred times the amount of money you do. And while that's true, it makes me sound wealthy and you sound poor, when the reality is we're both broke.

“A brick could be used as the lead singer of a band called “The More Interesting…”

“A brick is a banana. No it isn’t. Still, I think you should eat it anyway.
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“It was a blustery winter night, back in the summer of 2009. That’s when we met,…”

“You stare down your opponent, lights twinkle, but you don’t blink. This is all …”