If you have to dig to find yourself, you are probably dead.

“Don’t rub noses with a shark. It may be the last dental appointment you ever ha…”

“I had a dream about your brain. I wish I could eat my dream.”

“I just wrote the book of love. Well, I coauthored it with Cupid and Nicholas Sp…”

“I am not who I pretend to be, even when I act like myself.”