If you listen to the rain long enough, you’ll eventually soak up the wisdom.

“I need a Caution: Slippery When Wet sign, because I just spilled my ego all ove…”

“I’m trying to translate what my cat says and put it in a book, but how many hom…”

“There’s nothing special about politicians as people. Now as animals, they’d be …”

“I don’t think I’d come off well on TV. But if you ever see me on, my advice is …”