If you need me I’ll be napping in the supplies closet. The most important part of an attack is the planning.

“A blanket could be used to cure the common cold. I mean, come on it’s just comm…”

“Lay on me, and let my heat escape up to you, while you’ll act as my insulation …”

“Being in love is like being lit on fire and having your loved one morph into a …”

“A lot of people like wife swapping. I've got such a great wife I would only swa…”