If you see me sitting at a dining room table with a clean plate and bowl in front of me, you’ll know it’s because I’m a starving artist. I’m also thirsty, as my cup is also empty.

“Bricks could be used to pad the pockets of crooked politicians. Why stuff their…”

“Her legs are so long and sexy that I can see them 26.2 miles away. Gatorade.
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“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)”

“The moveless man moves along like the mist. The mist doesn’t hide, but all thin…”