If you take away my office, how will I get no work done?

“My math is so fuzzy you should pet it. Four minus two isn’t two, because betwee…”

“I am the man of your dreams. Go back to sleep.”

“The difference between noon and midnight is the same as the separation between …”

“If I were a professor, I’d bring my cat to class. I’d be silent until it meowed…”