If you waive my fee, I’ll wave at you. I might even wink.

“I don’t think our president is doing a good job, but I think he’s doing a great…”

“I’m quoting my clone, because he quoted me thinking if I said it, he said it. H…”

“Make your vote count. Be the guy responsible for counting and tallying all the …”

“We’re distant cousins. He’s my first cousin, but he’s 5,000 miles away. And he …”