If you want to bend your mind, don’t use a crowbar.

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“There was an eerie quiet about last night, like death sleeping on the beach of …”

“My amazing feat features shoes (and feet)—it’s how far I’d walk for love. Guess…”

“For my birthday, a few of my wealthier friends got me a pot to piss in. Also, t…”