If you want to know what love is for, the answer is “other people.

“Let my hand be a blanket for my penis.
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“Sure, I’d fake my own death. But only if I had the following items: duct tape, …”

“I told her “Have a good weekend.” Then I thought, “Idiot. It’s Sunday night.”

“I saw her at the party last Saturday. I could tell by her body language that sh…”