If you were running away from me, down a straight hallway with an oiled hardwood floor, and I had a machine gun and a pointy mustache, I still couldn’t hit you with a bowling ball. But what are you doing? You should be running toward love, not away from it.

“I drive by the spot of my injury, because each time I do, the pain lessens, and…”

“Eyes are shaped like leaves, mouths are shaped like leaves, and goodbyes are sh…”

“It is possible to be in two dreams at once. If I dream about you, and you are a…”

“This is the true story of my life, as told by a complete liar (me). While that …”