If you were to stack up all the stupid things I’ve done, you couldn’t clean them with a thousand dishwashers.

“I want to invent a Laughometer, a device to measure and gauge humor, which woul…”

“If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring?”

“When I'm in yoga class, and I'm in the Tree Pose, I always pretend I'm the Tree…”

“My favorite smells are freshly baked bread, the pages of an old book, and they …”