If you won’t turn your back to face me, then I won’t even bother stabbing you.

“I’d like a doggy bag to take home my leftover grilled canine burger.”

“Good things come to those who ate. And I’m stuffed. Like a teddy bear. That mig…”

“As long as you are wearing a hat made out of shingles, you’ll always have a roo…”

“How will I tell her I didn’t like her ginger snap cookies? Gingerly.”