If you’re at the bar trying to pick up women, remember: bend at the knees.

“I can’t tell my ass from a hole in the ground. Especially if that hole is hairy…”

“In my view, a Cyclops is halfway to being blind. Love sees all. When someone in…”

“I want a piece of apple pie so large I could wedge a For Sale sign in it and ma…”

“I have a little accent. I speak with a trace of midget.”