If you’re from a town called Away, when you’re home, you’re Away. But when you’re away, you’re not home.

“His name is Randy Randy (Or is it Randy Randy?), and he probably makes women do…”

“I’m a competitor. I once placed fifth in a bottle of whiskey.”

“When the going gets tough, the tough give thanks for their mountain bike. I’m s…”

“If I shake your hand, will I get my fingerprints all over your fingertips? I ho…”