If you’re getting up to cross the Sahara, I could sure go for a bottle of water. My thirst to love you will never be quenched.

“I wash my hands before putting them in sanitation gloves.”

“If my name were Theodore Tiffany, my goal in life would be to meet and marry a …”

“I wouldn’t want the guests at my birthday party confusing my celebration with t…”

“The only thing better than being productive, is being reproductive.
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