If you’re going to do something dumb, do it in a smart way. This is my advice for falling in love.

“I rolled up to his house, rolled up my sleeves, ate a Fruit Roll-Up, and left. …”

“With one blanket, you and I could wrap up like a burrito. Yum. And if you want …”

“I make love like I make lasagna. Makes me hungry just thinking about it.”

“A blanket could be used for political transparency. After all, what’s more see-…”