If you’re in the eye of a hurricane, you may be lulled into believing it’s a peaceful Cyclops.

“Some men eat dinner with silverware. Some use chopsticks. I prefer zippers.”

“Sometimes a symbol holds more power than the thing it represents. Like the symb…”

“I’m reminded of Orville Tethington, inventor of the world’s first steam-powered…”

“I can scratch “scratch myself” off my list of things to do.”