If you're looking to take a long, beautiful drive through life, you might not want to take the cynic view.

“A brick could be used to tell how hard the wind is blowing. If the wind blows t…”

“I went through and underlined all the funny lines in his book, and by the time …”

“There’s always something to talk about, even if you talk about how there is not…”

“I just recently figured out how mirrors work. Pretty cool. That guy always hung…”