I’ll agree with you if you promise to argue with me. That’s what love is, right?

“Do I look like someone you know? Well you don’t know me, so why don’t you go bo…”

“Doing autograph sessions all day is not what I signed up for. But that’s just a…”

“My high school principal, Mr. Heisenberg, was the uncertain principal.”

“Sunny days are the perfect days to spy on people. Especially at night (offer on…”