I’ll be 30 in March, and it feels just like yesterday that I thought tomorrow will soon be today.

“A brick could be a breath freshener for a dragon. But so could a mint-flavored …”

“The rocky terrain wasn’t the reason we were on uneven footing. She had no feet,…”

“I hung the plaque on the wall, right next to the floss.”

“If you strip away my flowery language, you’ll figure out I’m really talking abo…”