I’ll be waiting in my trunk, with the engine of your car.

“If you want to see how fast I run, just give me a football helmet and notice ho…”

“I saw my hero. He was standing at the urinal next to mine. I didn’t know what t…”

“Flowers and fear are a lot alike. For one, flowers and fear have a distinct sme…”

“A brick could be held in one hand, and a stack of dollar bills in the other, to…”