I’ll buy your product and then return your product, and tell you to keep my money, so it feels more like a business transaction, rather than charity, which induces feelings of indebtedness on the end of the recipient.

“It’s not enough to be the best. You also have to be seen by the most. A masterp…”

“We made love like I make grilled cheese sandwiches. I had no idea what I was do…”

“I serve the people. Am I a politician? No, I’m just a greedy and corrupt waiter.”

“I had no direction until I merged into the left lane. Some people find God. I f…”