I’ll drink out of your bra, because I’m thirsty for your love.

“I’m so lowbrow that I don’t want to grow a unibrow, but I do want to grow a uni…”

“A lot of people like wife swapping. I've got such a great wife I would only swa…”

“I wasn’t very far away from figuring out the secret to love, no more than two m…”

“The equator is a sign of equality, splitting the earth into two equal halves. U…”