I’ll flick a penny to the dirt, and if I see one on the ground I won’t pick it up. So why is .99 cents so much sexier than a dollar?

“Gold. You don’t mind if I just mined some, do you?”

“I’m like Mary Annette, but I’m not a marionette. Who’s Mary Annette? The first …”

“She’s ultra conservative, while I am ultraviolet. I would show, but I’m beyond …”

“It’s amazing how nostalgia filters out the bad and focuses only on the good.”