I’ll give you a glass of wine, if you give me a few drops of water from your eyes. I’m thirsty for your sadness.

“I’m drinking your reply. Maybe isn’t too hot or cold, so I’m chugging it.”

“A blanket could be used as a spy, because if you need to blend in and go under …”

“Do you find it erotic how my pants bulge in the crotch, where I keep my coffee …”

“I look like a million bucks, but I feel like shit. Thanks, inflation!”