I’ll give you a treat to get in your cage. I’m rewarding you for punishing you. Who am I? If you guessed either dog catcher or politician you are correct.

“A brick could be used to make music. But why not use something more humane, lik…”

“The closer I get, the faster I have to go. Otherwise, I might be late to the ve…”

“My favorite salad dressing is vodka. And my favorite ice cream flavor is coffee…”

“Love is like a cookie. Maybe I should have ordered crackers with my condom soup.”