I'll give you something to cry about!!
Hell, no need to get up I’m doing a good job of bawling my eyes out now. It could be that having one of the spokes from my ten speed pierce my thigh depressed me because now that tire will wobble.
“Have you learned your lesson?”
“Cry sooner because you’ll stop quicker?”
**SMACK**
“Can I go for best three out of five?”
** SMACK** **SMACK**

“I’m only beating you because I care!!”
“Lucky me, I couldn’t have been raised by a heartless bitch?”
**SMACK!!**
“I think I’m beginning to feel the love now…

Autor: Neil Leckman